My Randomness

By ThisRandomKid
A wellspring of randomness from my internet searches.

Thu-Jul-2014
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aaamaaa:

MY DRIVING SKILLS FUCKING SUCK I WAS CONFIDENT FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY I FUCKING HATE MYSELF WOW

Thu-Jul-2014
2,026 notes

(Source: highway-otaku, via zfam13)

Thu-Jul-2014
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the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

image

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

(Source: facebook.com, via winnythenona)

Sat-Jul-2014
6,249 notes

shitaozi:

IF YOU PAUSE THE SMROOKIES VIDEO AT LIKE 30 SECONDS YOU CAN SEE A PORN SITE POP UP AS THEYRE TYPING

HAS ANYONE ELSE POINTED THIS OUT YET LIKE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY COULDN’T DELETE THE HISTORY FIRST JUST

SEXTUBE DOT COM IS THE TURN UP FUNCTION OVER AT SM ENT!!

Sat-Jul-2014
68 notes
littledotathings:

Submitted by kani
Sat-Jul-2014
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dannychoo:

First meal back in Japan is at Ootoya. Omnom.

dannychoo:

First meal back in Japan is at Ootoya. Omnom.

Sat-Jul-2014
215,453 notes
alwaysfindloveforyourself:

You’re standing there waiting for your favorite band. They were scheduled to go on at 8, it’s 8:03. You know it’s going to happen but it still catches you by surprise. The lights go down and a deep bass note, one so deep you feel it in your chest, rumbles from the speakers. Then it happens; everyone rushes forward, pushing the air out of your lungs. Then all that matters is that band and knowing that everyone is just trying to get a little closer to a band they love just as much as you do. Everything is perfect. 

alwaysfindloveforyourself:

You’re standing there waiting for your favorite band. They were scheduled to go on at 8, it’s 8:03. You know it’s going to happen but it still catches you by surprise. The lights go down and a deep bass note, one so deep you feel it in your chest, rumbles from the speakers. Then it happens; everyone rushes forward, pushing the air out of your lungs. Then all that matters is that band and knowing that everyone is just trying to get a little closer to a band they love just as much as you do. Everything is perfect. 

(via itwillnotfadeaway)

Sat-Jul-2014
298 notes

Not sure whether to be terrified or be impressed by this to be honest

Link

Holy fuck and this thing is inside my head omg

(via thefuuuucomics)

Sat-Jul-2014
175 notes

(Source: hyyeris, via femaleidols)

Sat-Jul-2014
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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via itwillnotfadeaway)

Sat-Jul-2014
677,492 notes
nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

(via pokenocontactbacks)

Sat-Jul-2014
373,176 notes

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans, via pokenocontactbacks)

Sat-Jul-2014
504,325 notes

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via pokenocontactbacks)